Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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