So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
