make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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