Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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