Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She bit a glass in half.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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