i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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