i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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