And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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