just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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