I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
be right there i have to get my cape
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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