There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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