Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
