Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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