So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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