U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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