walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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