508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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