Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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