don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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