is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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