Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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