So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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