Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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