gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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