nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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