Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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