OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night