I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.