Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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