We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i need to put some appletini on your dick
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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