i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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