She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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