She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Oh god it's open bar.
My vagina just clenched in fear
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
