its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.