White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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