why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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