Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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