Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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