there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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