Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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