The maid of honor just puked.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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