Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".