i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You may now shotgun with the bride
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode