I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.