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(303): View more from Colorado

Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!

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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.

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(303): Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !! (832): Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless. http://tfl.nu/apa0

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You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.

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(614): You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat. http://tfl.nu/8yi0

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I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.

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May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.

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(518): I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day. (612): May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees. http://tfl.nu/b9l3

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(206): View more from Washington

i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.

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for sure. did you let him do it?

(206): View more from Washington

thats not the point.

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(206): i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship. (425): for sure. did you let him do it? (206): thats not the point. http://tfl.nu/qjrv

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(772): View more from Florida

What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?

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(772): What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous? http://tfl.nu/ray0

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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm

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(508): Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm http://tfl.nu/fqql

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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot

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(970): let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot http://tfl.nu/ipdo

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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.

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(616): Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this. http://tfl.nu/uew9

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed

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(901): Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed http://tfl.nu/avah

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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard

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(556): Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard http://tfl.nu/2l07

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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink

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(602): You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink http://tfl.nu/maij

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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..

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(509): I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today.. http://tfl.nu/chp9

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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.

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(772): She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me. http://tfl.nu/4pez

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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.

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(503): He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor. http://tfl.nu/y1d6

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(786): View more from Florida

tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.

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(786): tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected. http://tfl.nu/x54o

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