I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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