i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
My vagina just clenched in fear