How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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