My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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