Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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