So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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