Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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