But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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