? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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