I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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