I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I supernannyed him into submission
Randomize