I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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