Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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