Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
do herpes really smell.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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