I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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